Grapefruit Drinks

Tart. Zesty. Mouth puckering. Grapefruit can be an acquired taste, but once you’ve acquired good taste - there is no turning back. Intense, complex and layered on their own or mix with white spirits and tequila - if you are looking for a grapefruit partner, you’ve come to the right place.

Frequently Asked Questions

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What is Grapefruit Soda?

Grapefruit soda is a soda we made, using grapefruits. Fresh white grapefruit juice from Mildura, complimented with bottom notes of holy basil, for a herbaceous refined grown-up soda, perfect for pairing with Thai food, or life in general.

What goes well with Grapefruit Soda?

^^ See above. Thai food. Tequila. Vodka. Herbaceous Gin. All the good things in life and none of the bad.

Are your products Vegan and/or Gluten Free?

Yes. Because our products are soft drinks, they generally don’t eat any animal products or gluten at all. They also, thankfully, don’t contain any.

Are your ingredients locally sourced? 

Approximately 97% of our ingredients are grown, made or produced in Australia. The obvious exceptions being certain extracts or specialty ingredients like Yuzu juice. But we have a friend of a friend who just put in (two!) Yuzu trees so we should be sorted for a few Yuzus by the year 2035.

Where are your products made?

Our products are all made in regional Victoria, near the Macedon Ranges. We picked that spot because the water is pure, the cows seem happy and we think it will make a nice place to see out the rest of the apocalypse.

What mixed packs do we offer?

This is quite possibly the simplest question in the history of questions to answer, scoot your cute little butt over to our 'Mixed Packs' section for a wide selection of our finest pre-packaged multi-pack offerings.

Infrequently Asked Questions

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Why did Jesus turn water into wine?

Because he knows how to throw a great party.

Who played Basil Fawlty in the hit show 'Fawlty Towers'?

Basil Fawlty was played by comedic sensation John Cleese.

What is the popes middle name?

Mario. Much like the middle aged Italian plumber with a penchant for eating toadstools.

Will I ever find true love?

True love is an outdated concept, a myth, a pipe dream sold by big Pharmaceutical companies for profit. StrangeLove recommends saving the heartache associated with costly divorce litigations and 50/50 custody arrangements - by simply enjoying the fact that dying alone is the best option we have in this modern world.

What is the meaning of life?

Pretty existential question to be asking a soft drink provider, but here goes. We think that the meaning of life, is to find meaning in life. And to purchase exorbitant amounts of soft drinks from this website, obviously.

Can you write me a poem?

Sure... Roses are red. Violets are blue. Garlic bread. Blink 182.